Toronto-In the latest installment of Anabolic Stories’ newest segment, we “celebrate” the balderdash that surrounds us. (more…)
Archive for the ‘Society’ Category
July 5th, 2010
Toronto-A Gay Pride Parade intends to celebrate a homosexual lifestyle and espouse sexual orientation-based tolerance. Gays are constantly misunderstood, ridiculed, and discriminated against. These annual demonstrations rightly advocate for these abuses to cease.
Alas, like countless noble pursuits, small groups use a social platform for red herrings. Indeed, political agendas appear in places at which they have no business.
Queers Against Israeli Apartheid’s presence at Toronto’s G.P.P. was certainly a case of group using an inappropriate arena to spread its message. (more…)
June 15th, 2010
Toronto-“Sexting” connotes youth electronically transmitting suggestive images of themselves. Since the Louisianan Senate judiciary committee progressed legislation to criminalize “sexting” last week, the growing neologistic phenomenon, has been a ubiquitous topic of discourse. (more…)
May 5th, 2010
Toronto-Phoenix Suns players wore their Spanish “Los Suns” jerseys for the club’s second game of its series against the San Antonio Spurs.
Donning these uniforms on May 5 would normally be a celebratory Cinco de Mayo gesture. But, the Mexican holiday is certainly not the reason for choosing alternate apparel. Put simply, “Los Suns” paraphernalia is an opportunity for the organization to protest Arizona’s new immigration policy. (more…)
May 4th, 2010
Toronto-The Philadelphia Phillies and the club’s fans are as relieved as an American teenage girl would be to find her Blackberry, which had been lost for ten minutes.
After a thwarted terrorist attack, players and ticket buyers ought to enjoy the company of friends and family. In short, they all deserve days off, for the emotional pain that they had to endure is unparalleled.
Thanks to the courage of a local police officer, the lesson of carpe diem has been bestowed on the hitherto ignoramuses. Those in attendance at the Cardinals-Phillies series’ first tilt are, frankly, fortunate to be alive. (more…)
March 7th, 2010
Toronto-On Saturday night, CBC “analyst” Mike Milbury added to his moronic repertoire.
On Hockey Night in Canada’s Hotstove, the former Islanders general manager commented on the National Hockey League’s investigation into the headshots issue. (more…)
March 6th, 2010
Toronto-The conjecture that the Olympics build sustainable nationalism is one of many myths surrounding the financial abyss. “I’ll never forget where I was when…” is a ubiquitous locution during the hangover. However, the celebration ends and jingoism soon follows suit. Stories become foggy and are eventually relegated to obscure trivia. (more…)
February 27th, 2010
Boca Raton-The sports world is filled with maddening subject matter. In Anabolic Stories’ newest feature, three annoying issues are discussed. (more…)
February 25th, 2010
Boca Raton-Ladies and gentlemen, this is hot off the press. This news is so fresh that the paper it is inscribed on will set your hands ablaze. Brace yourselves. Breath in, find a place to sit, and drop all heavy machinery. Prepare to have your minds blown.
The Cold War is over.
In fact (insert melodramatic whisper here), it ended in 1991. (more…)
January 28th, 2010
Toronto-“Scandalous” pictures of Chicago Blackhawks forwards Patrick Kane, Kris Versteeg, and John Madden in a Vancouver limousine have surfaced on the Web. The trio appeared shirtless with an array of alcoholic beverages and a couple of unidentified young women. No additional description is needed.
If the morality police had a S.W.A.T. team, an all-out assault would have been executed. (more…)
