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Q: What is the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine? A: A cigarette machine has players. Q: Why should Hamilton not get a National Hockey League Team? A: Toronto deserves one first. Q: What do the Leafs, Raptors, and Blue Jays have in common? A: None of them can play hockey. Q: What do you call a Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring? A: A Thief Q: What do you call 20 millionaires watching the Stanley Cup playoffs together? A: The Toronto Maple LeafsPatriotism at its Pinnacle
The conjecture that the Olympics build sustainable nationalism is one of the many myths surrounding the financial abyss. The celebration ends and jingoism soon follows suit. Stories become foggy and are eventually relegated to obscure trivia.
The Lowly Trilogy
The sports world is filled with maddening subject matter. In Anabolic Stories’ newest feature, three annoying issues are discussed. What will they include? Find out more by reading this piece.
Mr. Milbury, Tear Down This Wall!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is hot off the press. The Cold War is over. And dinosaurs like Mike Milbury and Don Cherry must be flabbergasted, for they continue to spew ethnocentric venom with the frequency of a chemist’s use of the periodic table of elements.
Prohibition, Chastity Belts, & Hockey Bags
"Scandalous" pictures of Chicago Blackhawks forwards Patrick Kane, Kris Versteeg, and John Madden have surfaced. If the moral police had a S.W.A.T. team, an all-out tactical assault would have been executed.
March 6th, 2010
Jen in Ottawa, Ontario asks…
What are some of your favorite Leaf joke that you have heard?
Dwyane Wade had a tremendous week. The Miami Heat’s superstar averaged 33.3 points, 12 assists, and 5 rebounds per game. He shot to a 49.3 field goal percentage and a 35.7 clip from behind the three-point line. The twenty-eight year old recorded three double-doubles in as many games and Heat victories. For the season, Wade is averaging 26.4 points per game, fifth in the National Basketball Association. He is also fifth in steals, 1.83 SPG. Wade was named the Eastern Conference player of the week.
"“I’m excited that for the first time this season I was able to earn Player of the Week honors,” he told Miami Heat.com, “but I’m more excited by the fact our team played well and captured three wins during the week.”