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Featured, Hockey
March 14th, 2010

Toronto-The next few months will likely be Cristobal Huet’s last with the Chicago Blackhawks.

The most overpaid goaltender in the National Hockey League has underachieved since signing a four-year, $22.4 million pact with the Hawks in the summer of 2008. This season, the thirty-four year old has posted a poor .899 save percentage, which is ten points lower than the mediocre .909 clip he recorded last year.

Chicago has only 14 players under contract next season for a combined salary cap hit of $57.5 million. Put simply, the club is over the cap and will have to delete expensive players from the roster. As such, Huet’s looming removal is glaring. Antti Niemi’s coup has made the decision even more obvious. (That said, the Finnish netminder is set to become a restricted free agent and will certainly improve on his $826 875 salary.)

There is only one question that remains. How will general manager Stan Bowman go about moving the Huet’s $5.625 million cap figure?

Dealing the goalie would be counterproductive. There is almost no chance of another NHL team trading for Huet unless Chicago takes back another dreadful contract or includes draft choices and/or prospects.

Buying out Huet is a flawed proposal. If the Blackhawks took this route, he would be on the books for four years, with a $1.875 annual cap hit.

The only sound strategies involve completely eliminating Huet’s cap hit, a feat that could be accomplished via two avenues.

Bowman could bury the goalie in the minors. While the Hawks would have to pay the 214th pick the 2001 Entry Draft his full salary, the dollars would not count against the cap.

The other option is to lend Huet to a franchise in the Kontinental Hockey League. The financial terms between the two organizations would have to be negotiated. (The KHL team would probably pick up the majority of the France native’s tab.) But, this arrangement would completely eliminate the $5.625 million cap albatross. This alternative would only be feasible if the player consented. However, the Hawks could threaten to limit the goalie’s playing time in the American Hockey League, potentially making the KHL more attractive to Huet than two years with the Rockford IceHogs (no, that is not a spelling error). 

Moving one awful contract will not be a financial panacea. But, it must be done.

Featured, Hockey
February 25th, 2010

Boca Raton-Ladies and gentlemen, this is hot off the press. This news is so fresh that the paper it is inscribed on will set your hands ablaze. Brace yourselves. Breath in, find a place to sit, and drop all heavy machinery. Prepare to have your minds blown.

The Cold War is over.

In fact (insert melodramatic whisper here), it ended in 1991. (more…)

Hockey
February 4th, 2010

Toronto-The league’s twenty-first ranked offense has received an enormous boost. Ilya Kovalchuk is now a member of the New Jersey Devils. Defenseman Johnny Oduya, forward Niclas Bergfors, prospect Patrice Cormier, and a first round draft choice are heading to Atlanta. New Jersey also re-acquired depth defenseman Anssi Salmela in the transaction. (more…)

Hockey
February 2nd, 2010

Toronto-The Calgary Flames have completed another transaction, sending struggling forward Olli Jokinen and fourth-liner Brandon Prust to the New York Rangers. In exchange, Calgary received underachieving wingers Ales Kotalik and Chris Higgins. (more…)

Hockey
January 31st, 2010

Toronto-The landscape of the Toronto Maple Leafs has changed dramatically. The Buds have added defenseman Dion Phaneuf and goaltender J.S. Giguere. For Phaneuf, Toronto traded D-man Ian White and forwards Matt Stajan, Niklas Hagman, and Jamal Mayers to the Calgary Flames. The Buds also received prospect Keith Aulie and grinder Fredrik Sjostrom as part of the seven-player blockbuster. (more…)

Hockey
January 31st, 2010

Jason Blake and Vesa Toskala have been shipped to Anaheim for goalie J.S. Giguere.

The Calgary Flames have shipped defenceman Dion Phaneuf, forward Fredrik Sjostrom, and D-man Keith Aulie to the Leafs for Matt Stajan, Jamal Mayers, Nik Hagman, and Ian White.

This deal now allows the Flames to go after Ilya Kovalchuk. (more…)

Featured, Hockey
January 28th, 2010

Toronto-“Scandalous” pictures of Chicago Blackhawks forwards Patrick Kane, Kris Versteeg, and John Madden in a Vancouver limousine have surfaced on the Web. The trio appeared shirtless with an array of alcoholic beverages and a couple of unidentified young women. No additional description is needed.

If the morality police had a S.W.A.T. team, an all-out assault would have been executed. (more…)

Hockey
January 13th, 2010

Toronto-If you believe in the absurd 2012 phenomenon, watching another Toronto Maple Leafs game for a purpose aside from comedy would be fatuous. The club is in a position of insignificance. Sitting four points out of the league cellar (Carolina and Edmonton each have two games in hand), the Blue and White is set to be a laughing stock for years to come.

The probability of this season’s first round draft choice-which the Leafs dealt as part of the Phil Kessel transaction-being a top pick is high. Apathy is omnipresent. (more…)

Hockey
September 30th, 2009

Toronto-Summer is over. In many regions of North America, the leaves have begun changing colors, temperatures have dipped, and cold, snow-filled winter days seem imminent. With that comes hockey!

A couple of weeks ago, a family friend joked that every year, a team’s legions of supporters often remark that their favorite club is “younger and faster.” They may not be able to score, play defense, or have sufficient goaltending. Nonetheless, the youngness and fastness of the group ensures success.

So, with all teams being “younger and faster,” the prognostications below mean nothing. Everyone is on a level playing field.

Alright, let us dispense with the sarcasm! Here are Anabolic Stories’ much-anticipated predictions for the upcoming season. (more…)