Toronto-In the latest installment of Anabolic Stories’ newest segment, we “celebrate” the balderdash that surrounds us. (more…)
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July 5th, 2010
Toronto-A Gay Pride Parade intends to celebrate a homosexual lifestyle and espouse sexual orientation-based tolerance. Gays are constantly misunderstood, ridiculed, and discriminated against. These annual demonstrations rightly advocate for these abuses to cease.
Alas, like countless noble pursuits, small groups use a social platform for red herrings. Indeed, political agendas appear in places at which they have no business.
Queers Against Israeli Apartheid’s presence at Toronto’s G.P.P. was certainly a case of group using an inappropriate arena to spread its message. (more…)
June 15th, 2010
Toronto-“Sexting” connotes youth electronically transmitting suggestive images of themselves. Since the Louisianan Senate judiciary committee progressed legislation to criminalize “sexting” last week, the growing neologistic phenomenon, has been a ubiquitous topic of discourse. (more…)
June 15th, 2010
Toronto-Most vindications of Canada’s ridiculous G-20 Summit spending rely on the presupposition of societal naivety. The nation, apparently, ought to build grand pavilions in order to woo the world’s masses to travel to “our home and native land.” Perhaps, the conference will teach a few foreigners that Canadians do not live in igloos and ride polar bears. (more…)
May 4th, 2010
Toronto-The Philadelphia Phillies and the club’s fans are as relieved as an American teenage girl would be to find her Blackberry, which had been lost for ten minutes.
After a thwarted terrorist attack, players and ticket buyers ought to enjoy the company of friends and family. In short, they all deserve days off, for the emotional pain that they had to endure is unparalleled.
Thanks to the courage of a local police officer, the lesson of carpe diem has been bestowed on the hitherto ignoramuses. Those in attendance at the Cardinals-Phillies series’ first tilt are, frankly, fortunate to be alive. (more…)
