Sammy in Thornhill, Ontario asks…

Roth, can you name 13 things that are as useless than watching hours of coverage of yesterday’s trade deadline?

There are an infinite number of things that are as useless as yesterday’s National Hockey League trade deadline coverage. But to ensure pragmatism, here are thirteen:

1. A teenager’s text messages
2. Sarah Palin’s foreign policy
3. A Don Cherry lecture on tolerance
4. The locution “whether or not” (whether implies not)  
5. Louis Vuitton and Juicy pet clothing
6. The NDP singing O Canada to protest Harper’s prorogation
7. North American airport security
8. TMZ
9. Epic Movie
10. Plans for a Toronto Maple Leafs Stanley Cup parade
11. A sleeveless shirt in the Arctic
12. The “Shoes” video on You Tube
13. Most Guinness world records

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